I'm from the South because...

• My Mom cooks sausage with Mrs. Buttersworth Syrup and/or honey.
• We have every Southern Living Cookbook, from the mid 1980's to date.
• I don't feel comfortable unless my toenails are painted. I really don't feel comfortable if my nails and toenails are two different colors.
• Despite my Dad's efforts, we have yet to go skiing. The family vote always goes to the beach vacation.

More to come later...